Jim Norton
No Baby For You

New Jersey native Jim Norton is a nationally-touring comedian and best-selling author who can be heard weekday mornings on the Opie & Anthony radio show. The show, which is listened to by millions of devoted fans each day, airs on Sirius/XM radio network. Jim is currently performing his unique stand-up to sold-out crowds across the country. No Baby For You is his new comedy CD.
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FEATURED TRACK"Size Matters"
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TRACK LISTING
- 1. A Cute Thing To Say
- 2. Straightening Out A Passive Aggressive Date
- 3. Sex With The Retarded
- 4. A Shitty Buggy Ride
- 5. Clowning Around In Dealey Plaza
- 6. I Was Almost A Burn Victim
- 7. You Gellin'?
- 8. Shitty White People And Their Shitty Guilt
- 9. The Muslims Are Rioting
- 10. Blacks On A Plane
- 11. Checking Out Middle Eastern Guys
- 12. I'm Dominant Sexually
- 13. Spankin' A Bitch Too Hard
- 14. My Titties
- 15. The Lefty
- 16. Size Matters
- 17. Mandatory AIDS Test
- 18. Condoms Suck
- 19. Birth Control And Pedophiles
- 20. No Baby For You!
- 21. Slapping A Gal With My Cock
- 22. The Nipple Flicker
- 23. My Shitty Limp Dick
- 24. Penile Abuse
- 25. Lunch With Her Ex
- 26. The World's Wettest Vagina
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