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Jim Norton
No Baby For You

Jim Norton - No Baby For You

New Jersey native Jim Norton is a nationally-touring comedian and best-selling author who can be heard weekday mornings on the Opie & Anthony radio show. The show, which is listened to by millions of devoted fans each day, airs on Sirius/XM radio network. Jim is currently performing his unique stand-up to sold-out crowds across the country. No Baby For You is his new comedy CD.

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"Size Matters"

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  1. 1. A Cute Thing To Say
  2. 2. Straightening Out A Passive Aggressive Date
  3. 3. Sex With The Retarded
  4. 4. A Shitty Buggy Ride
  5. 5. Clowning Around In Dealey Plaza
  6. 6. I Was Almost A Burn Victim
  7. 7. You Gellin'?
  8. 8. Shitty White People And Their Shitty Guilt
  9. 9. The Muslims Are Rioting
  10. 10. Blacks On A Plane
  11. 11. Checking Out Middle Eastern Guys
  12. 12. I'm Dominant Sexually
  13. 13. Spankin' A Bitch Too Hard
  14. 14. My Titties
  15. 15. The Lefty
  16. 16. Size Matters
  17. 17. Mandatory AIDS Test
  18. 18. Condoms Suck
  19. 19. Birth Control And Pedophiles
  20. 20. No Baby For You!
  21. 21. Slapping A Gal With My Cock
  22. 22. The Nipple Flicker
  23. 23. My Shitty Limp Dick
  24. 24. Penile Abuse
  25. 25. Lunch With Her Ex
  26. 26. The World's Wettest Vagina

Upcoming Tour Dates

  • Nov 03
    West Hollywood, CA, US Jim Norton at The Roxy Theatre
  • Nov 03
    West Hollywood, CA, US Jim Norton at The Roxy Theatre
  • Nov 25
    Sacramento, CA, US Jim Norton at Crest Theatre
  • Dec 16
    Manchester, UK Jim Norton at Dancehouse
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